Wyman

My biggest flex? Surviving multiple bear markets.

I’d rather get rekt in crypto than bored in TradFi.

I hold because selling would make me cry.

My net worth changes more in a day than my mood.

Crypto is my toxic ex – I can’t leave but I know I should.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a bull market.

Every bull run, I swear I’ll be smarter next time.

I used to dream about Lambos, now I just want gas fees under $5.

One airdrop can change your life.

Crypto is like dating – if you panic sell, you lose.