White

I invest in crypto, but I’m emotionally bankrupt.

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about these gas fees.

The real alpha is emotional resilience.

If I had a dollar for every rug pull, I’d have my money back.

If patience was a coin, I’d be rich.

I used to have real hobbies, now I just refresh CoinGecko.

I keep saying I’ll take profits, but do I? No.

One rug pull away from quitting, one moonshot away from making it.

I used to laugh at NFT PFPs, now I have five.