Trantow

The only red I want to see is in my steak, not my portfolio.

LFG or NGMI – no in-between.

My wallet is my vault, my seed phrase is my treasure.

My portfolio is an NFT – completely illiquid.

I trade emotions more than I trade crypto.

I talk about generational wealth, but I still eat ramen.

I hodl so hard, my bags have expiration dates.

The only free money is an airdrop, and even that comes with risk.

If I take profits, the market pumps. If I hold, it dumps.

My phone battery lasts longer than my profits.