Swift

My portfolio is a rollercoaster, and I forgot my seatbelt.

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about these gas fees.

The only thing more volatile than crypto is my mood.

Every dip I buy, every pump I doubt.

Every transaction is a high-stakes game.

Decentralization is cool, but my bags are centralized in losses.

Every new cycle, a new lesson.

If I had a dollar for every liquidation, I’d be even.

My biggest mistake? Not taking profits.

My biggest fear? Losing my seed phrase.