Stehr

My bags are so heavy, I should start charging rent.

Not selling my bags even if my fridge is empty.

Every rug pull makes me stronger.

Every transaction is a high-stakes game.

If I sold at the right time, I’d be retired.

My biggest fear? Opening my portfolio after a red day.

Crypto taught me risk management... the hard way.

My biggest talent? Buying the local top.

My bank account is fiat-poor but my wallet is crypto-rich (kind of).

My biggest mistake? Not taking profits.