Sipes

If I had a penny for every time someone said “this time is different,” I’d be rich.

The market is irrational, but so am I.

My biggest talent? Buying the local top.

The only thing worse than a bear market? Missing the bull market.

I was financially free for 5 minutes before I got rekt.

The only liquidity I have is in my tears.

I used to have a savings account, now I have a seed phrase.

“Do Your Own Research” is my daily mantra.

My biggest skill? Ignoring FUD.

I talk about generational wealth, but I still eat ramen.