Shields

I bought the dip, then it dipped again.

I got into crypto for financial independence, but now I just farm airdrops.

If gas fees were lower, I’d be a millionaire.

I invest in crypto, but I’m emotionally bankrupt.

Crypto is my toxic relationship – I can’t leave, but it hurts.

If patience is key, then I lost mine.

The only thing I farm successfully is cope.

If I sell, it pumps. If I buy, it dumps.

I trust smart contracts more than politicians.

Decentralization is cool, but my bags are centralized in losses.