Sauer

Decentralization is cool, but my bags are centralized in losses.

The biggest lesson? Survive long enough to win.

My bags are so heavy, I should start charging rent.

My portfolio is an NFT – completely illiquid.

I don’t panic sell, I panic hold.

I invest in narratives, but my portfolio tells a different story.

My biggest skill? Ignoring FUD.

Liquidity is my love language.

I got into crypto for financial independence, but now I just farm airdrops.

I got into crypto for freedom, now I just check charts all day.