Robel

I used to FOMO, now I just YOLO.

I don’t chase pumps, I chase fundamentals.

If I DCA long enough, I might just break even.

Diamond hands till the end, no paper hands allowed.

My biggest talent? Buying the local top.

I used to check my portfolio every minute, now I check once a month for mental health.

If crypto didn’t exist, I’d have a house by now.

I invest in narratives, but my portfolio tells a different story.

I trust my cold wallet more than my friends.

My phone battery lasts longer than my profits.