Klein

I lost more money in fees than in bad trades.

Crypto is my toxic ex – I can’t leave but I know I should.

The only green I see is in my salad, not my portfolio.

Every rug pull makes me stronger.

I keep saying "this is my last cycle" but here I am again.

My biggest mistake? Thinking I’m smarter than the market.

My biggest flex? Surviving multiple bear markets.

If I had a dollar for every liquidation, I’d be even.

I stake, I farm, I pray.

If I had a time machine, I’d go back and buy Bitcoin.