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My biggest talent? Buying the local top.

Airdrop hunting is my cardio.

I got into crypto for financial freedom, now I just farm memes.

I treat my cold wallet like a treasure chest.

Sometimes I wonder if my cold wallet is colder than my heart.

Every transaction is a gamble, every trade an adventure.

I was financially free for 5 minutes before I got rekt.

My best investment? Learning from my mistakes.

I learn more from my losses than my wins.

If patience is key, then I lost mine.