Gutmann

Every dip is a blessing, every pump is a trap.

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about these gas fees.

I’m not addicted to crypto, I’m just committed.

I thought I’d retire early, but here I am, still DCA-ing.

One day, my bags will moon… just not today.

My phone battery lasts longer than my profits.

Airdrop season is my favorite holiday.

One day my bags will moon, just not today.

The real gains were the memes we made along the way.

I’d rather hold crypto than fiat, even if both lose value.