Cummerata

Crypto taxes make me want to move to a desert island.

My patience is infinite, my portfolio is not.

I bought the dip, then it dipped again.

I stake, therefore I am.

When in doubt, zoom out.

Crypto is like dating – if you panic sell, you lose.

I bought the dip, then it dipped again.

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Crypto is my toxic ex – I can’t leave but I know I should.

I used to dream about Lambos, now I just want gas fees under $5.

My biggest red flag? Checking prices every 5 minutes.