Crist

Airdrop hunting is my cardio.

I hedge my bets with copium.

Never let a bear market go to waste.

I trade to escape the 9-5, now I’m trading 24/7.

My worst nightmare? Checking my wallet after a hack.

I don’t panic sell, I panic hold.

Crypto winters build the strongest hands.

My portfolio is a rollercoaster, and I forgot my seatbelt.

My biggest talent? Buying the local top.

If my portfolio was a meme, it’d be the “this is fine” dog.