Armstrong

Every transaction is a gamble, every trade an adventure.

I farm yield, but the real harvest is pain.

If I had a time machine, I’d go back and buy Bitcoin.

I don’t fear volatility, I embrace it.

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The only thing I farm successfully is cope.

The biggest risk in crypto? Trusting anyone.

Crypto millionaires today, broke tomorrow.

I used to laugh at NFT PFPs, now I have five.

I don’t check prices, prices check me.