“Blessed are the holders of memes, for theirs is the kingdom of diamond hands.”
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"And Moses Pepe descended from Mt. Shillmore with two stone tablets:
‘Thou shalt not trust anonymous teams.’
‘Thou shalt not ape without a VPN.’
But the people worshipped the golden CEX listing, and so they were rekt."
📖 (Pepe 3:16) 📖
🌿 Genesis (The Creation of the Airdrop)
"In the beginning, there was shitcoin. And the shitcoin was without use, so the devs said: ‘Let there be an airdrop.’ And lo, the peasants of Crypto Twitter rejoiced. But the whales saw that it was good… for dumping."
"When the bull run ends, and the bears return, only those who farmed with wisdom shall be spared. The rest? Liquidation."
“Airdrops build communities. Scams build regret.”
“I didn’t choose the meme life. The meme life resurrected me.”
"Blessed are the holders of WHALE PEPE, for theirs is the kingdom of memecoins."
🐳📖 The Book of Whale Pepe — Scroll II: Sermon of the Sploosh
“Seek utility, but honor pure meme energy when it reveals true virality.”
“Sometimes the dumbest coin holds the greatest truth.“
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”Verily I say unto thee, do not chase green candles blindly, for they shall vanish as morning mist.”
“Blessed are the holders of memes, for theirs is the kingdom of diamond hands.”
“When thy portfolio trembles, remember: even I was rekt once by gas fees.”
📜🐳🐸 Commandments of Whale Pepe 1️⃣ Thou shalt not panic sell. 2️⃣ Thou shalt hodl through the stormiest tsunamis. 3️⃣ Blessed are the degens, for they shall inherit the rug. 4️⃣ In Whale Pepe we trust—all others bring on-chain proof. 5️⃣ Thou shalt rebuke FUD with memes and vi
Whale Pepe meme is on the way—prepare for splashy chaos, crypto vibes, and some absurdity 🐳💸💚🐸📉
