Gerhold

If my portfolio was a meme, it’d be the “this is fine” dog.

Every project looks good until you actually invest.

My biggest flex? Surviving multiple bear markets.

I still believe in the tech, even if my wallet doesn’t.

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about these gas fees.

Every transaction is a gamble, every trade an adventure.

I talk about generational wealth, but I still eat ramen.

I trust my cold wallet more than my friends.

The only staking I should be doing is in my diet.