Mante

I thought I’d retire early, but here I am, still DCA-ing.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a bull market.

My patience is infinite, my portfolio is not.

Decentralization is cool, but my bags are centralized in losses.

Crypto is my passion, my obsession, and my downfall.

I dream of financial freedom, but my reality is rekt.

My biggest fear? Opening my portfolio after a red day.

Every transaction is a gamble, every trade an adventure.

I’d rather get rekt in crypto than bored in TradFi.

The hardest skill in crypto? Taking profits.