Dibbert

My net worth changes more in a day than my mood.

If patience is key, then I lost mine.

If I had a time machine, I’d go back and buy Bitcoin.

Every project looks good until you actually invest.

If my portfolio was a meme, it’d be the “this is fine” dog.

If I DCA long enough, I might just break even.

If patience is key, then I lost mine.

If crypto didn’t exist, I’d have a normal sleep schedule.

If gas fees were lower, I’d be a millionaire.