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Crypto taxes are harder to understand than blockchain itself.

If I sell, it pumps. If I buy, it dumps.

I don’t need caffeine, I just need market volatility.

The bull market makes me feel like a genius, the bear market humbles me.

I used to have real hobbies, now I just refresh CoinGecko.

My wallet is on-chain, my soul is off-chain.

I don’t need caffeine, I just need market volatility.

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I’ll never FOMO again… until next time.

My bags are so heavy, I should start charging rent.