WISOZK

I got into crypto for financial independence, but now I just farm airdrops.

I used to FOMO, now I just YOLO.

Airdrop hunting is my cardio.

I farmed yield, but all I harvested was regret.

The market never sleeps, and neither do I.

I sleep better when my assets are in cold storage.

My bags are so heavy, I should start charging rent.

I don’t check prices, prices check me.

Crypto is my passion, my stress, and my addiction.

My worst nightmare? Checking my wallet after a hack.